Maybe you were asking yourself - Where is Justice ? Where is Punishment ? And maybe you already answered yourself - Here is Justice ... Here is Punishment ... Here ... in ME !!!
Yes, a lot of bad drivers out there are driving their cars like it's a MadMax movie, running others off the road. Those rarely get caught by the police, but it's not just luck, they are some of those drivers, and they want to stop you for punishing them, while they're out of uniform. Also, it's easier to stop you from running after them, then to stop the actual criminals, since you are a law abiding citizen and will pull over at the police siren. Again, it's a money making machine, if they stop the guilty people, they won't receive money from a criminal or a fellow cop, thus cutting their income and source for promotions.
But there are also bad drivers out there who block the Left/Fast lane at 45mph on the highway, drive 15-20mph in the city, and would complain about you being a speed demon, for trying to keep up with traffic. Fine, you want to drive your own safe speed, Pull the Fuck Over to the Right/Slow Lane, we'll have no problem with that. And if you have an argument with kids/relatives in the car, pull off the road for a moment, don't drive like a sludge and claim everyone's crazy, blocking the road and standing on green lights; because it's YOU who is the Fuck-Up. If you don't want to drive fast, get off the highway !
SPAZ TWITS (spasmoticus idiotus) - drivers who, no matter
the road speed, limitations or weather, are never satisfied with where
they are or how fast they are driving. Their mentality is that they have
to pass everybody, no matter how, when or where. They want to get there
faster than they can think where, how and when, much less what they are
doing. These specimens are extremely ignorant, fearless and very dangerous.
Avoid them or push them in a ditch.
ROAD HOGS (porkus selfishius) - drivers that are either incapable
of keeping up with traffic (mentally, physically or mechanically) or don't
feel like running at highway speeds, and at their own leisure drive at
their own speed, blocking the middle and left lanes of traffic. They do
not want to be "slowed down" in the right lane because of the incoming
cars on the highway, as if they can go slower. Beware of Herds of Road
Hogs, they can tie up traffic and cause major delays, they can also create
Spaz Twits out of normal drivers instantly. Honk the hell out of them and
bypass the road they're on if possible.
KINGS OF THE ROAD - (snobius maximus) maybe the most dangerous
of all, also may carry weapons, these drivers shift between Road Hogs and
Spaz Twits, cutting people off, driving backwards on a one way street or
a highway entrance ramp, may even cause serious accidents. They ignore
most road signs and drive like they own the road, some even think they're
so "smooth" they don't bother anyone. Do not expect them to signal or follow
the law, they know very well that what they're doing is wrong, but they
don't care about it, you or anybody else.
Police and
Government Officials qualify into this section, other gov-mob agencies
such as Sanitation, DOT as well as drug dealers, criminals and thugs. Do
not stop to confront them unless you are armed (9mm or better,
steel tipped bullets preferred).
The "Road Rage" legislature and the state are getting worse by the day,
accusing the victims of a traffic violation of trying to get justice. The
state is trying to do to drivers what it did to gun owners, take the car
away at the slightest sign of defending yourself. Not only that, but they
might take your drivers' license as well (your freedom to travel in America).
This has got to stop, law abiding drivers are being punished too much by
the state mob. There is only so much we can take, from turn restrictions
(time based or not) to parking tickets, these unconstitutional and provisional
laws must be removed.
So between the Spaz Twits, War Hogs and Kings all of us normal drivers
out there get screwed every time, annoyed, frustrated and maybe even injured.
Resist the temptation to become one of them, if you need revenge then make
sure you are not punishing an innocent driver on the way or yourself. Make
sure you can defeat the jerk ("Man's got to know his limitations !") and
do it quickly, with as few witnesses as possible.
The expression should be changed from Road Rage to Road Justice.